Wot U look’n @

I’m working down a dusty country road when I see a cow chewing on a cactus leaf. I pull out my camera and ask the cow, “Hi there, what are you eating?”

The cow looks up, unflinching, and replies, “Wot U look’n @”, adding “and why don’t U mind your business?” Before I could rebut, the cow continues, “And more importantly, have you ever considered the philosophical implications of being a bovine who can converse with humans?”